Welcome to another day in my horny errday life...

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twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thats rEALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

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(Source: fefarielle, via d33bear)

— 1 day ago with 391350 notes

vivalawanker:

IM IN THE DRESSING ROOM TRYING ON A DRESS AND MY PHONE WENT OFF AND I FORGOT THE RINGER WAS REALLY LOUD SO MY PHONE SAID “HEY THIS IS RYAN ROSS FROM PANIC AT THE DISCO” AND THE GIRL IN THE DRESSING ROOM NEXT TO MINE FUCKING SQUEALS AND SAYS HEY RYAN I AM HERE OMG I THINK SHE’S OUTSIDE WAITING SOS SOS

(via franklyrebecca)

— 2 weeks ago with 54162 notes

wurnbo:

do #1 pencils even exist

(via tinydragongina)

— 2 weeks ago with 10897 notes

writing is safer, somehow
because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,
and words get stuck in throats,
not fingertips, can’t stumble
on paper trails of blue lines
because writing is definite and clear
and no one can tell if i am crying
or laughing
through written words alone 

(Source: childishnotions, via yesimbeyonce)

— 2 weeks ago with 71127 notes

tinydragongina:

mypatronusisyou:

setfiretorains:

I need a minute

can’t tell if this is a social experiment by cole sprouse or not

amanda please

(Source: flawlessbd)

— 2 weeks ago with 23360 notes

bidenette:

you can just feel Ye’s pain here

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“what did I do”

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

— 2 weeks ago with 9696 notes